Dad Jokes

  • What does a mommy tomato tell a baby tomato?
  • Ketchup!
  • Which room has no rooms and windows?
  • Mushroom.
  • What do you call an alligator with a vest?
  • An investigator.
  • What do you call a bee from America?
  • USB.
  • Who’s smarter than a talking parrot?
  • A spelling bee.
  • What do you call a man with rubber toes?
  • Roberto.
  • What do you call a fish with no eye?
  • A FSH!
  • What do you call a deer with no eyes?
  • No-eyed-deer!
  • What do you call friends you like to eat with?
  • Tastebuds.
  • Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?
  • 10+10=20. 11+11=22.
  • What type of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
  • He’s a fizzician.
  • What do you call a zombie who doesn’t joke around?
  • Dead serious.
  • What colour is the wind?
  • Blew.
  • Why did the scarecrow get an award?
  • Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • What did the mermaid wear to her math class?
  • An algae bra.

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