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- What does a mommy tomato tell a baby tomato?
- Ketchup!
- Which room has no rooms and windows?
- Mushroom.
- What do you call an alligator with a vest?
- An investigator.
- What do you call a bee from America?
- USB.
- Who’s smarter than a talking parrot?
- A spelling bee.
- What do you call a man with rubber toes?
- Roberto.
- What do you call a fish with no eye?
- A FSH!
- What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No-eyed-deer!
- What do you call friends you like to eat with?
- Tastebuds.
- Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?
- 10+10=20. 11+11=22.
- What type of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
- He’s a fizzician.
- What do you call a zombie who doesn’t joke around?
- Dead serious.
- What colour is the wind?
- Blew.
- Why did the scarecrow get an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What did the mermaid wear to her math class?
- An algae bra.
