Dad Jokes

  • What does a mommy tomato tell a baby tomato?
  • Ketchup!
  • Which room has no rooms and windows?
  • Mushroom.
  • What do you call an alligator with a vest?
  • An investigator.
  • What do you call a bee from America?
  • USB.
  • Who’s smarter than a talking parrot?
  • A spelling bee.
  • What do you call a man with rubber toes?
  • Roberto.

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