- What does a mommy tomato tell a baby tomato?
- Ketchup!
- Which room has no rooms and windows?
- Mushroom.
- What do you call an alligator with a vest?
- An investigator.
- What do you call a bee from America?
- USB.
- Who’s smarter than a talking parrot?
- A spelling bee.
- What do you call a man with rubber toes?
- Roberto.